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Polițistul trage pe dreapta un șofer care conducea haotic și îi cere să se legitimeze:
– Îmi pare rău, domnule polițist, dar am uitat actele acasă.
– Spuneți-mi atunci cum vă numiți, ca să știu ce să scriu în procesul verbal!
– Numele meu este Mobutu Sese Seku Ngambo Vazababanga.
Polițistul se scarpină în cap.
– Bine… Data viitoare să circulați mai atent…
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