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Un șofer extrem de grăbit este tras pe dreapta de un polițist:
– Bună ziua, actele la control!
– Bună ziua, domnule poliţist! Poftiți actele, numai lăsați-mă să plec cât mai repede, vă rog. Mă grăbesc foarte tare.
– Dumneata, tinere domn, pe gheaţa asta conduci cu 80 km/h? Vrei să ajungi la spital?
– Da!
– Bravo, frumos răspuns! Eşti şmecher?
– Nu! Sunt doctor!
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