:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2F199223.xyz%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F12%2Fbancul-zilei-promotor-2.jpg)
:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2F199223.xyz%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F12%2Fbancul-zilei-promotor-2.jpg)
Un mecanic auto ajunge în cer și i se plânge Sfântului Petru:
– Spune, Sfântule Petru, este corect? Cum să mor atât de tânăr? Am doar 35 de ani!
Sfântul își verifică notițele, se uită mirat la el și îi spune:
– Da, dar uite,noi am adunat toate orele de manoperă de pe chitanțele eliberate de tine și reiese că ai 90 de ani!
Bancul zilei – Pe Transfăgărășan urca o mașină în marșarier
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://199223.xyz/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2025/02/1571380236/b6c3d71577b77dc32216cbb43461d2e5-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://199223.xyz/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2025/02/1571298357/dd96ce29cd1601eb17eec8b1a5018731-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://199223.xyz/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2025/02/1687507354/f303a5a383bdf7367fe5ac281e0b45bb-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://199223.xyz/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2025/02/1571298383/f70148834237c0f64e4f7a07255654a7-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://199223.xyz/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2025/02/1571297711/faa622c08de40ab20e9bd853a8247024-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://199223.xyz/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2025/02/1571380247/cf3127e0726766a063a526d381d13fe8-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://199223.xyz/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2025/02/1571298467/e8c64fd335a4943624ae4e71de0c7f49-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://199223.xyz/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2025/02/1639060551/b6ee84dfc963d1d4fe6e1259441a9472-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://199223.xyz/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2025/02/1639065587/fccac6ba79b3525b39bc0b46363270cc-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://199223.xyz/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2025/02/1603898712/787fcc32c85718a8a58c55140895cab5-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://199223.xyz/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2025/02/1589869959/24a75d600cd4040be332dbf59b31be23-o.jpg)
:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2F199223.xyz%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2025%2F02%2Fde-la-tractoare-agricole-la-utilaje-autonome-100-de-ani-de-inovatie-caterpillar-2.jpg)
:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2F199223.xyz%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2023%2F12%2Fcati-metri-ai-dreptul-sa-conduci-pe-banda-de-autobuz-surpriza-neplacuta-pentru-soferii-din-bucuresti-2.jpg)
:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2F199223.xyz%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2024%2F12%2Fnoi-parcari-securizate-pentru-biciclete-in-sectorul-6-2.jpg)
:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2F199223.xyz%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2024%2F12%2FTRUST-MOTORS-X-CRIS-TIM-2024-7.jpg)
:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2F199223.xyz%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2024%2F09%2Fmichael-schumacher-a-fost-unul-dintre-cei-mai-mari-piloti-de-formula-1.jpeg)