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Un politist îi face semn unui șofer să tragă pe dreapta pentru un control de rutină:
– Vă rog să prezentați permisul de conducere.
Șoferul ridică din umeri:
– Ah, domnule polițist. Îmi pare rău, dar chiar am uitat…
– Ați uitat permisul acasă?
– Nu, am uitat să dau examenul pentru permis!
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